An urban myth. Their names were May and Flower (The Pres suggested that the VP had named them Lunch and Dinner.)

Also, there are several Authoritative treatises that say that turkey is the only meat that can be served as a main course on Thankgiving. To even suggest that ham should be served simply illustrates how many turkeys there are in the field. (Even the Venetians know this!)

By the way, if Vegetarians eat only vegetables, what do Humanitarians eat??

Steve