I have just been contacted by the terrorist group that was holding Jim Mazerat. This is a new group of Cajun terrorists. They call themselves, the Society Against Verbosity, A Terrorist Organization (SAVATO). While they were originally asking for a ransom of twenty pounds of mudbugs and two six packs of JAX, I have negotiated them down to their paying us $1000 to take him back. Negotiations are continuing, I currently have them down to paying us only $500.
Pat Kennedy, CFEI, CFPS, MIFireE
Fire and Explosion Analyst
Sarasota, Florida
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